A pair of dolphins jumps high and amazes this crowd in Chelyabinsk, Russia.

The show lasts about 45 minutes and includes a surprise guest appearance from a small sea lion.  He mostly shows off his balancing skills and walks hand-in-hand with the trainer.  But the dolphins have a wide range of tricks up their fins.

In the front row of the tiny stadium, people hold a long plastic blanket in their laps.  Shortly after the start of the show, their reaction times are tested as the dolphins jump and land with a huge splash near the edge of the tank.  It sends a big wave into the audience and if your reflex to raise the plastic is short, you’ll be doused with some mild salt water.

The dolphins then swing into a dance routine.  They sway around the indoor pool and do their best imitation of a couple’s slow dance.  Pretty good job!  They have a range of routines that they go through, almost all show off their accuracy, balance and power to leap high into the air.  But a few different talents include singing and speaking.  Well, it’s not exactly music to the ears, more like screeches and high-pitched glass shattering squawks, but their voice is very powerful and a real treat to hear.

This was the dancing part of the dolphins' routine.

After some more acts with tossing rubber balls into the audience, they relax a bit and paint on a sketchpad held by the trainer.  He places a brush that’s already swabbed in paint and the dolphins take turns creating a colorful work of abstract art.  The announcer of the show then starts and auction for the piece.  This is one part of the show that I could have done without.  It just seemed to drag on and I would have rather not paid for that time.  More tricks, more flips please!

At the end of the show, for a small fee, people are allowed to pose with the dolphins for a snapshot. The onsite professional photographer offers print enlargements and/or CD’s. But he will also take a shot with your camera…well, he did for me at least.

Two dolphins put their trainer on a pedestal.

A dolphin in the Laguna Madre Bay, with South Padre Island in the background.

Living on the edge of the bay in Port Isabel, I see a pod of dolphins travel by on a regular basis.  I usually see them around the lunch hour and then again in late afternoon or evening.  I wanted to get some up close pics of the dolphins, so I readied a kayak for a quick launch.  I still would need time to lug the kayak over 200 yards of rocky sand, but if they showed up on their relatively consistent schedule then I should be able to get the boat to water as they were passing by.  When they do come by, they almost always take a channel that is only a few yards offshore.  Chances were good I could put myself very close to them as they swam by on their way to deeper water.

Less than a week and it lined up for me.  I spotted them coming, while I ate lunch during a random summer day.  I dropped my sandwich and burst outside to put my plan to action.  I had my chance to get a head start and spring for the water with the kayak, but it was still just a hope because they could easily decide to swing wide and take a different channel further offshore.  I had the camera bag on my back and I grabbed the kayak and sprinted for the bay.

They were traveling fast and I was starting to think I might miss them.  If I didn’t put myself in their path, there was no chance I could get the shots I had in mind.  I started to panic a little and hit the water running, splashing loudly as I entered and then blasting the paddles into a sprint.

The pod was about twenty yards away and I saw a baby dolphin raise up, propelled to a stand with it’s tail.  It was looking right at me and did this a couple of times.  I was pushed into even more of a frenzy paddling to reach the channel by the thought of up-close shots of a baby.  But the moment I saw two of the dolphins break off and swim at full speed with dorsal fins rigid and cutting the surface like a knife, I realized I was making a mistake by trying to catch up to them.

Some of the dolphins in the pod were more playful than the males that were circling me.

Two males, I assume, sped along the channel a few yards in front of me in a show of power.  They doubled back and did it again but I had already stopped splashing and changed to a smooth and calm stroke.  Then the dolphins swam back toward the pod and I entered the channel.  They were still very close, and I tested my luck with another aggressive paddle toward them.  That didn’t fly.  The males broke off again and started circling me.  This time I was in deep water and I already know how powerful and protective a dolphin can be.  I stopped paddling and grabbed the camera.

Normally it's cool to have a dolphin swim nearby, but this male is giving me the chills by showing me how separated I am from the land and his turf.

I squeezed off a few shots and in a short time I realized I was caught and moving quickly with the tide…further offshore.  I started to get very nervous.  I put the camera down and reached for the paddle that was balanced across and just in front of me.  The dolphins had stopped circling and were out of sight, but I could feel them underneath me.  Right then one surfaced just to my right, about three feet from me and looked right at me.  I felt he was giving me one more chance before he opened a can of whoop ass.  I said hello to him, in a submissive voice.  But my mind screamed that I should scramble for the camera and get the shot!

Then again, If I get whacked by a dolphin that is trying to protect a baby in the pod, I guess I still wouldn’t get the shot.  I decided not to make any sudden moves as this large male eyeballed me, then sank below the surface.  I gently put the paddle in the water and scooped out teaspoons until I felt safe enough to make full strokes toward land.  I stopped and saw the baby raise up again on it’s tail and it occurred to me that I really should have loaded the telephoto lens in the camera bag.