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How And Why I Fired My Wells Fargo Bank

Sunday, January 29th, 2012

The short version of why I left the bank and went to a credit union?  Because Wells Fargo Bank sucks!

It was a lot easier than I had expected, and if felt better than I imagined. Wells Fargo had been my bank for 10 years, but last summer they started to really piss me off. Even still, I procrastinated for almost six months before finally bringing the hammer down. Even though the final straw was caused by a small error on my part, it was the money thirsty reaction from the bank that broke my back.

It started last summer, during a routine payday trip to the drive through. The over friendly teller informed me that Wells Fargo was no longer going to offer me a free checking account, instead they would soon be deducting money on a monthly basis. I was now going to be charged for giving them money to play with.

He told me that I did have choices, and ways to avoid the fee. If I kept enough minimum balance, or put and keep money in the lowest APR savings account on the planet, I could avoid the $10/month fee.  My response was somewhere along the lines of, “yeah, I’ll find another bank”.

The biggest kicker, was how he told me about the new change.  He said, “we are going to grandfather out the free checking.”  Grandfather out?  Did he just say that?  I’ve heard of things being grandfathered in, but not grandfathered out.

That was during summer  of 2011.  Fall came and the monthly service charge started flowing out of my checking account.  It was only $5 per month, so that was better than the ten dollars I was expecting, and led to my procrastination.  I also had a few things dialed in to that account, so I reasoned that it was too much hassle to change everything.  Paypal was set up with money on hold and there were still auctions underway on Ebay.

Then something else happened that upset me.  I decided to use the free bill pay feature, twice.  It took the bank almost two weeks to pay my bills, after I had initiated the transaction!  The money was taken from my checking account instantly, but somehow it took a tremendous amount of time to be credited to the recipient.  It was beyond eternity, by today’s digital standards!  There is only one reason to take so long.  They again play with money as long as they can, before letting go.  Adding to the insult, the bank can’t emphasize enough that it’s a free service to pay bills!  The problem is, you could walk and deliver your payment faster.

The bank not only takes forever to pay bills, because they are hastily gambling with our funds, but they also take their time to credit incoming deposits.  My paycheck would take 1 1/2 days to be available for withdrawal and money coming in from Paypal took 4-5 days.  When I called and rattled cages, I found that each side blamed the other as to why the funds took so long to migrate from one computer to another.  When I pushed further, I found that the blame usually belonged to Wells Fargo Bank.

Finally, the day came that I made a mistake.  Although I knew I was dancing near the danger zone of low funds, I also knew that I had declined overdraft protection.  A few years ago, legislation finally sided with the consumer and told the banks they had to have our signature, before charging us $35 for going into the red.  If you don’t sign, and decline the overdraft protection, purchases that you attempt to complete will be denied.  How extraordinary!!  A computer that can say no when asked to produce a negative number.  It’s not so complicated…or is it?

As it turns out, I found one day that automatic payments are different than purchases.  And they can cause an NSF, in spite of refusing the overdraft protection service.  As bad luck would have it, I decided to transfer money to another account two days before my weekly paycheck.  I didn’t need the funds sitting in the checking account and I thought nothing was on the books.  But Paypal took money to pay an Ebay invoice automatically, and also to pay for a shipping label.  The first $92 invoice payment took the balance to the red, and the $4 shipping label was then tossed into the mix.  Both transactions were paid, instead of denied, and I was charged $70 in combined NSF fees.

When I called the next day, the bank wouldn’t budge.  I tried calling back and talking to someone different.  I even threatened to pull the plug on my account.  For my lunch hour, I went to the nearest full service branch location and again tried to reason with the bank.  He said his hands were tied.  He said the people on the telephone actually had the power. Even if he did agree that a $35 fine on a $4 transaction was a bit steep, he said there was nothing he could do about it.  No one could, or would, even consider lifting at least one of the two NSF fees.

My account was in the red for less than 10 hours.  I found the mistake and immediately had funds transferred back to cover the shortage.  It was already old news and fixed before I got my first email from Wells Fargo about the problem.  But none of this was good enough for a money hungry bank that had been patiently waiting for a chance to charge the notorious NSF.  It’s their bread and butter; it helps to put another Ferrari in someone’s garage.

So, let’s break it down.  We put money into our checking account and slowly take away from the balance.  Even if we live paycheck to paycheck, there’s usually funds in there for a good portion of the week and often for up to two weeks.  All the while, the bank is playing with our money on the stock market, lending it to other people and who knows what else they do to gamble and increase profit.  The point is they use our money until we ask for it back.

We constantly lend them money.  But the moment you dip into the red, they point out that they are lending you money to make the payment and it comes with a $35 fee.  So, how much can we charge them for all the time we lend them money?  How much are they willing to share of the profits they make by investing our money?

If I kept my money in cash, and paid everything accordingly, who would suffer the most?  Me, or the bank?

I paid the NSF fees to Wells Fargo Bank two days after they hit, and I closed the account.  I then started the process to change Paypal over to my new account at Velocity Credit Union.  I also opened a savings account at -ing bank.  Both of my new banks pay me to lend them money.  It’ s not a lot, but it sure beats me having to pay a bank to hold my money for awhile.

Another note about my bad experience with Wells Fargo Bank: I had transferred funds from Paypal to my checking account on several occasions. Each time it took about 5 business days for the transfer to complete. But when my account was in the red, it only took 24 hours for a Paypal transfer to show up on my checking account balance.

My guess is that this is another example of federal regulation that actually considers the customer. If the account is at normal status, the bank is allowed to delay transfer while they play with the money. But if the account is in the negative, then they must post the transferred funds to the account immediately. This is just a hunch, but that’s how it played out with my experience.

Censoring The Web, And Making You Pay For It!

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

Tell Your Congressman to vote AGAINST HR 3261 (SOPA) and S 968 (PIPA) Internet Blacklist Bills.
What kind of crack does a Washington Congressman smoke?  Corporate!

Big Bozos are once again using their deep pockets to influence our representatives in voting some crucial laws to effect.  If passed, the internet will fall into government-censorship standards.  It will affect you, whether you realize it or not.  But regardless of the details, the biggest flaw is how it will be payed for.  Me and you are forced into it!

I’m not sure about you, but I’m tired of how reckless Washington is spending our tax money.  They want to take away our Social Security, which we all paid into, yet spend more money on needless programs like this?  No thanks.  I’d rather keep my money than invest in Washington’s crack smoking idea of censoring the internet.

If you just fall asleep and do nothing, then it will pass and your tax money will once again be thrown into the Washington Black Hole.  Also, you will be surfing a government controlled web that is bending over to appease some Hollywood aristocrats.  They are trying to stop internet piracy, but they swinging a sledgehammer to hit a fly.

Do your part!  All you have to do is click on a petition.  If you go a step further and show them that you really are alive, not a zombie, and you pick up the telephone or send your representative an email, then you are the kind of patriot that America needs these days!

Tell Your Congressman to vote AGAINST HR 3261 (SOPA) and S 968 (PIPA) Internet Blacklist Bills.

Stop HR 3261 (SOPA) and S 968 (PIPA) Internet Blacklist Bills

Friday, January 13th, 2012

Wacky Washington Chronicles

Just another waste of tax dollars.  Once again corporate pork is pushing Washington into another “hey buddy, can you vote this into law?”  Supposedly, our Senators are obliged to vote for these bills based on what the active majority pushes for.  So, if you don’t speak up, you just don’t count.

All you have to do is contact your congress member.  Just let them know that you’re alive and not a zombie.  Tell them what you think.  Don’t worry, it’s not like you’re gonna chat one on one.  Leave a message at the beep, Click To Submit, or whatever… just make an effort.

Remember, whether you understand this whole bill or not, it all boils down to one thing.  It’s going to come from your pocket!

Either that, or let someone (something?) else write your laws and spend your tax money, your Social Security money, and whatever change is found in your couch.  Instead of talking about how much it all costs and who’s paying for it, the supporting side of this bill refers to the “…creates jobs for Americans”.

The problem is, the jobs are paid for by the tax payer! Do you honestly think that your paycheck deductions should be spent on internet police?  If Washington ran an ad that asked you to donate money toward hiring more federal agents, would you?  Aren’t you starting to think you should, at the very least, start paying attention to what Washington is spending our money on?

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The following special announcement was found on Craigslist.org

“Stop HR 3261 (SOPA) and S 968 (PIPA) Internet Blacklist Bills

Congress needs to hear from you, or these dangerous bills will pass – they have tremendous lobbying dollars behind them, from large corporations reportedly hoping to prop up outdated, anti-consumer business models at the expense of the very fabric of the Internet — recklessly unleashing a tsunami of take-down notices and litigation, and a Pandora’s jar of “chilling effects” and other unintended (or perhaps intended?) consequences.

Please let your Members of Congress know you OPPOSE H.R. 3621 “Stop Online Piracy Act” (SOPA) and S. 968 “Protect IP Act” (PIPA):

Learn more about SOPA, Protect IP (PIPA), and Internet Blacklisting:

Internet Giants Consider Blackout Against SOPA!

Where does your Member of Congress stand on SOPA? (Project SOPA Opera)

Opponents of SOPA: Google, Yahoo, Wikipedia, craigslist, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, eBay, AOL, Mozilla, Reddit, Tumblr, Etsy, Zynga, EFF, ACLU, Human Rights Watch, Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Ron Paul (R-TX)

Supporters of SOPA: RIAA, MPAA, News Corporation, VISA, Mastercard, Pfizer, Comcast, Time Warner, ABC, Nike, Walmart, Dow Chemical, Tiffany, Chanel, Rolex, Monster Cable, Teamsters, Lamar Smith (R-TX), John Conyers (D-MI)”

Keep Austin Weird

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

You see it on bumper stickers and t-shirts everywhere. Owning some kind of marketable product with the phrase written in comic sans, or whatever, seems an exponentially growing trend. I’m not even sure when and why the phrase was created. All I can recall of it, is that I noticed it pop up when I was working on South Congress around 2001, or so.

Now I see it all over the place.  It’s caught on like wildfire.  Huh…that’s weird.  Well, maybe not.  Maybe it’s predictable.  Maybe having such an interesting slogan was bound to be embraced by the masses when they finally decided to move to Austin. What’s really weird, is that many of the people that visit or just recently moved here seem to be the most vocal in the marketed protest to keep Austin weird.

But the most bizarre thing, is that it has become a slogan that doesn’t mean at all what it was originally designed for. Just like “Don’t Mess With Texas“, the phrase was created for a specific purpose, but the public grabbed it and gave it their own meaning.

After starting this article, I decided to do a web search and see what I could learn about it. It turns out the phrase was created to promote local shopping and keep major chain stores away from the downtown area. Stores on South Congress especially embraced the campaign. If there’s one place that has almost nothing at all to offer, yet somehow has become the heart of the hipster scene, it’s South Congress.

Ironically, the small business organization nor creator of the slogan took the extra step of registering trademark for it. Instead, the owner of an Austin based t-shirt printing company, Outhouse Designs, owns it. My guess is that the shirt printer was hired by the local organization to begin the campaign supporting local shops and asking Austin people to keep it weird. Then the shirt printer probably checked the slogan for trademark, found it unregistered and decided to fill out the form. If there is one thing that is not weird, and that’s hard business people. Ouch!

I’m just puzzled at the amount of people that sport the phrase, and the tremendous success it has seen as a marketable product. It does seem to fit. Austin always was the little big city, and with more than it’s share of weird people running around. Actually, there’s a lot of weirdness in Austin. Just what part of the weird are we supposed to be preserving?

I’ve seen a lot and not all of it would I like to see again. But instead of playing devil’s advocate, I’ll forgo bringing up the stuff that’s just downright strange, and I’ll try to stick with the weird. But it’s all relative, which is my point. What part of weird do these people wearing shirts and bumper stickers want to keep as part of how Austin is defined? What is weird, to them?

When I moved to Austin, in 1989, it was already weird and about to turn slacker. Acid was $5 on the drag and the city was a cakewalk at night. The live music scene was as plentiful as it is today. And with bands like The Butthole Surfers and Crust, the scene was cemented in weird. Plus you could always check out Thor drumming for Water the Dog while wearing a diaper.

Austin also has always had a large gay population. Lord knows how weird that can get. Between musicians and gays, if you’ve ever shared a room with anyone, i’ll bet they were one of those two, or both! If not a roommate, then a neighbor. The degree of separation for gays and musicians in Austin is about 2. You can’t throw a rock anywhere without hitting one of them.

Then there’s the homeless. Some of those people are pretty weird. Does anyone remember Martha? I used to skate board down the drag and see her all the time. Then there was Captain Jack in the Clarksville area. The guy actually had some money and a house, but he was just weird and liked the streets better.

The streets are filled with homeless characters, and currently Leslie holds the title for weirdest homeless cross-dresser. He’ll shove his string bikini ass in your face, as your dining on a south congress patio and the girls nearby will scream for more. If it’s someone’s first sighting of Leslie, whether his ass is in their face or just afar, if they’ve seen the Keep Austin Weird bumper sticker and t-shirt then they nervously oblige the weirdness with a forced smile and wide eyes.

The weirdness in Austin has a get out of jail free card. The more eclectic one is, the more people pretend to enjoy the company. If it’s on a bumper sticker, it must be cool…right?

Fishing for Carp in Lake Austin

Sunday, April 10th, 2011

Two carp on the banks of Town Lake, but one guy ran from posing for the photo because there was yet another fish on!

Riding along the hike/bike trail around Town Lake, I came across some guys with a lot of fishing gear spread out on the bank.  Complete with two weigh stations, this crew looked like they were after some mysterious Loch Ness type beast.  Within a few minutes, the guys became excited as two of their fishing poles bent with promise.

They reeled in two huge carp and before they could weigh the second and pose for a photo, another pole began to show action.  It was almost sunset on a regular Saturday afternoon, with a concert underway on the other side of the river at Auditorium Shores, and this group of fishermen were gathering lots of attention as people wowed at the size of these fish they were catching!

I’m pretty sure they were only fishing for sport, or just to show people what’s in the water.  I didn’t ask them because they were very busy at the time with what seemed like a feeding frenzy around their hooks.

Snow Day in Austin, Texas

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Photo Album: Snow Day Austin Texas, 2011

A rare day for central Texas! One that this city is just not equipped for. After two days of freezing temperatures, a new cold front pulled up moist air from the Gulf and triggered snowfall as it passed over Austin, late Wednesday night.

Everyone awoke to a white winter scene and many began either calling in to work, or work called them and canceled. Schools and business across the city were closing fast, for the day. And since it happened on a Friday, it’s a spontaneous three day weekend!

photo of snow on windshield of truck in Austin Texas 2011

Katya peeks around the corner of a snow-covered windshield, Austin Texas Snow Day 2011.

Katya and I went over to the Capitol and snapped some photos, after each of us got a call that our work was closing for the day.  There was a very small amount of people on the road.  Most traffic was moving around 15 M.P.H., down the drag and toward downtown.  Roads that were blocked from sunlight were still iced over and very slippery.  Most of it was already slush by 10 am though.  The sun was melting it away fast, but plenty of snow remained in the shadows.

 

icy roads in austin texas photo of car that slid off the road and into a guardrail.

A slippery corner, on dowtown Guadalupe street, sent this car over the sidewalk and against the guardrail.

Once we got to the Capitol, there was still lots of snow on the lawn and the north-west side of the building.  It was a dreamy effect not only because of the white blanket, but because the city was running at a fraction of normal traffic.  The downtown area was so quiet that it felt more like a park outside city limits.  The Capitol lawn was echoing the sounds of a few children laughing, and a few more people talking to each other.  It was crisp, and quiet as if from another time.

 

a sidewalk in austin texas is covered with snow

Without the sounds of the busy city, this snow-covered sidewalk on the Capitol grounds could have been from another time.

 

Austin Texas Snow covers a black truck parked near the Capitol, downtown.

Still covered in last night's powder, parked near the Capitol in Austin.

Shrimp Boat Runs Aground During Tropical Storm Hermine.

Saturday, September 11th, 2010

Mexican shrimp boat, Gerardo I ran aground into Isla Blanca Park in South Padre Island during the height of Tropical Storm Hermine.

a shrimp boat sits on the beach at Isla Blanca Park after running aground during Tropical Storm Hermine.

Stuck on Padre!

Call of Duty: Black Ops. How video games keep Americans stupid.

Sunday, September 5th, 2010

I used to love video games.  Well, actually I still do.  First person shooters are fun!  But I have to draw the line at the lame ass attempt of keeping the cold war alive.  I just saw an advertisement for Call of Duty, black ops.  The ad shows Russian comandos speaking in native tongue with subtitles.  They speak about how it’s amazing that the Americans can see their every move, almost like they have help from above.  Then with a thunderous crash, a G.I. crashes through the window and shoots them all dead.  Wow…the eternal fantasy of war against Russia.

Call of Duty, Black Ops. The most uncreative game on the planet.

Guess what, a Russian was sitting in the room with me.  She couldn’t believe what she was looking at.  See, the Russians don’t do this.  They don’t dwell on hate or war.  There are no video games over there trying to show how they are better than the Americans.  They don’t run ads that promote this.  They don’t even make movies with this theme.  Not only did I ask my Russian friends about this, but I’ve been there for 9 months in the past year and half and I didn’t see anything like it at all.

But it’s good business in America.  War is money, even within video games.

lame…

grow up and get your head out of your ass.  You really let me down, Activision.  You suck at making video games.  Count me in on a boycott against Activision.  I wouldn’t even download it, for free.  Maybe if they can come up with a more interesting theme.  War is lame…it’s yesterday’s game.  Get with the today and tomorrow!